i barfeds in our rink
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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