Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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