He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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