its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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