We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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