When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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