i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Randomize
