That's when you crack a 10am beer
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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