trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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