No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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