i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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