I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i drank out of a bidet.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize