Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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