thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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