when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
