I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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