There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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