ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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