so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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