When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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