I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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