marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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