why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
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