marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
The Olympian is in my bed
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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