like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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