Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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