at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
And then my night got REAL pukey
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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