somebody snuck up and got me drunk
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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