just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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