You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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