He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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