If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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