we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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