New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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