can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
