I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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