are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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