Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my shit smells like andre
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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