ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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