She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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