Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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