if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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