i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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