i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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