i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I'm always down for nudity.
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