i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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