Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I have demons in me.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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