Where did you get a picture of my penis
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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