I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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