There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
And the cops told us we were all naked.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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