why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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