dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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