Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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