By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
