yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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