Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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